My Workflow Is 90% Pretending Mug

Tabs open. Screen active. Progress questionable.

For looking busy while figuring it out.

Workflow maintained. Somehow.

The Details

(for your morning performance review):
• Durable ceramic, because you’ve been through enough
• Dishwasher + microwave safe
• Crisp, long-lasting print that won’t fade like your motivation
• Generously sized for coffee, tea, or “just one glass of wine”