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A brutally honest assessment of how things really get done.
The “My Workflow Is 90% Pretending” mug is clean, dry, and painfully relatable — crafted for anyone whose job description includes context switching, quiet competence, and a touch of delusion.
• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Minimal, modern typography
• Glossy white finish
• Microwave + dishwasher safe
• The perfect gift for work besties, high performers, and undercover burnout pros
Professional enough for your desk. Honest enough for your soul.
My Workflow Is 90% Pretending Mug
$25.00 USD
The “My Workflow Is 90% Pretending” mug is clean, dry, and painfully relatable — crafted for anyone whose job description includes context switching, quiet competence, and a touch of delusion.
• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Minimal, modern typography
• Glossy white finish
• Microwave + dishwasher safe
• The perfect gift for work besties, high performers, and undercover burnout pros
Professional enough for your desk. Honest enough for your soul.