When someone says ‘circle back,’ a piece of you dies.

Polished, petty, professional apparel for the overqualified.

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You’re Still On Mute Tee

You’re Still On Mute Tee
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This Meeting Could Have Been a Nap

This Meeting Could Have Been a Nap
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Polished Professional Petty AF Mug

Polished Professional Petty AF Mug
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Unsubscribe Dad Hat

Unsubscribe Dad Hat
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I Don't Work Here Dad hat

I Don't Work Here Dad hat
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Per My Last Email Tee

Per My Last Email Tee
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Meets Expectations Mug

Meets Expectations Mug
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Meets Expectations Tee

Meets Expectations Tee
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You’re Still On Mute Tee

You’re Still On Mute Tee
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The Permanent Vacation Collection

Because Life’s Too Short to Take Work So Seriously

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