Founded by a woman who's heard the phrase "circle back" more times than she's seen her kids this week.

I’m Amanda a recovering corporate cog who wanted to make something fun from the worst parts of being in the corporate world.

I spent 15+ years climbing the ladder in corporate America and sat through more performance calibration sessions than I’d care to admit.

Somewhere between “visibility to leadership” and “synergy,” I realized:

We are all just characters in a darkly funny workplace sitcom… and the jokes are getting buried in our side slacks.

So I made Hex & Hazel.

✨ The Vibe

Hex & Hazel is for the high performers with dead eyes. Maybe your eyes aren't dead but we wanted you to know we went to the all-hands too, we didn't understand a word they said either, we see you.

Our brand is for the people who get shit done and know that “stakeholder management” is just code for coddling the grown ass adults acting like children.

🧵 The Goods

Our tees are ethically printed in the U.S., soft AF, and built to last. So you wear them at your current companies happy hour, and the next three!

They’re unisex, true to size, and deliver maximum sarcasm with minimal effort.

(Just like you on a Friday at 4:59pm.)

🙃 Why It Matters

This brand isn’t just a side hustle.

It’s catharsis — for everyone who's been “voluntold,” “looped in,” or “strongly encouraged” to hit deliverables that make no sense. Or written smart goals, that no one looks at because you're getting meets expectations any way.

It's me saying: I see you. I am you. Here’s a snarky shirt to know you're not alone.