My Attention Span Is Working Remotely Mug

Logged in. Zoned out. Mentally elsewhere.

For multitasking poorly and pretending otherwise.

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The Details

(for your morning performance review):
• Durable ceramic, because you’ve been through enough
• Dishwasher + microwave safe
• Crisp, long-lasting print that won’t fade like your motivation
• Generously sized for coffee, tea, or “just one glass of wine”