Mentally OOO Dad Hat

You are technically present. You are not mentally available.

For meetings where you show up but check out.

Status set. Energy gone.

The Details

(for when you’d rather not make eye contact):
• Adjustable fit — one size fits most
• Structured front with comfortable, worn-in feel
• Durable stitching that survives daily chaos
• Designed to hide your face and your opinions