Let’s Retire Early

The long term plan is simple. Exit.

For sitting in meetings while mentally somewhere else entirely.

Beach over boardroom. Every time.

The Details

(because apparently that matters):
• Soft, breathable cotton blend you’ll actually want to wear
• Unisex fit — size up for relaxed, true-to-size for fitted
• Holds its shape, even after questionable life choices
• Printed on demand to reduce waste (and overproduction of bad ideas)