I Don't Work Here Dad hat

You were never assigned. You were never involved. You will not be stepping in.

For setting boundaries without explanation.

I do not work here.

The Details

(for when you’d rather not make eye contact):
• Adjustable fit — one size fits most
• Structured front with comfortable, worn-in feel
• Durable stitching that survives daily chaos
• Designed to hide your face and your opinions