Corporate Survival Pens

Because sometimes all you can do is write it down and judge silently.

Meet your new favorite meeting accessory.
These pens are here to help you take notes, sign off on bad ideas, and aggressively underline things that absolutely could’ve been an email.

Each pen comes with a delightfully unhinged corporate phrase — pick your mood, your meeting, or your level of patience for the day.

Please note, pens are assorted colors.

✨ Deal:
3 for $8 — mix, match, and emotionally prepare.
Discount applied automatically at checkout.