Your New Work Uniform
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Per My Last Email...
Shop NowBecause professionalism is a weapon.
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You’re Still on Mute
Shop NowThe cry of our times.
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Stakeholder Management
Shop NowThe dark art of alignment.
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Launch Sale – Ends Oct 25
We speak fluent passive-aggressive.
Hex & Hazel was built for the ones who suffer through synergy, nod through nonsense, and rule the corporate underworld with dry wit and black coffee.
Shirts for the terminally online, professionally burned out, and quietly over it.
Our Performance Review: Exceeds Expectations
See what our customers are saying about our products
Sarah M.
September 15, 2025
You’re Still On Mute' made me snort-laugh mid-Zoom. No regrets.
Mike R.
September, 20 2025
Shirt fits great. Got a few laughs in the break room, and one weird side-eye from HR. Worth it.
Jessica L.
October 1, 2025
I expected to wear this once for the meme. Instead, it’s in my weekly rotation. It’s too real.
